the past was fucked up
the present ain’t too much better
"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"
"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"
"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"
"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"
"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"
"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."
"My child is a plant."
Tumblr is kinda my life...
COME HERE TUMBLR USERS LET ME SHOW YOU A THING
ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND LEFTIES ALIKE HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS THING COUNTLESS TIMES
ITS FREAKING ANNOYING AND CAN SMUDGE UP YOUR ART OR WRITING
BUT LOOK AT THIS THING
YES, THATS RIGHT
NO MORE CUTTING UP GLOVES OR TRYING TO KEEP YOUR HAND AT AN AWKWARD ANGLE TO AVOID SMUDGING
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?????
THEY HAVE IT FOR BOTH FINGERS TOO NOW SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE PINKIE OR YOUR RING FINGER
IT EVEN COMES IN MULTIPLE COLORS
AND THE BEST PART?!?!
IT WORKS FOR STOPPING FRICTION ON YOUR TABLET AND MAKES THE SCREEN NOT PICK UP THE PRESSURE OF YOUR HAND (there are example videos on the site)
YOU CAN FIND IT HERE
OH MY GOD I NEEEEEEEED
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
i am typing with russian accent
how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
those tags hit me hard good god
David Tennant on how the Doctor would feel if Rose had been a call girl. (via chylerleigh)
Followed by a big laugh from the audience and billie… She had to explain why to him. He laughed and said: well it’s quite HARD not to make any innuendos…(via lauraxxtennant)
ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES
This is probably the best line in the entire trilogy.
This is the best line in the trilogy.
#padme amidala#NEVER GETS ENOUGH APPRECIATION#SHE IS ALWAYS WOODEN ROMANCE THING TO EVERYONE#UGH#PADME AMIDALA STARED DOWN DEATH ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS#HER WORLD ENACTED SPECIAL LEGISLATION FOR HER TO KEEP ON AS SENATOR#AFTER HER TERM AS QUEEN ENDED#AND SHE WAS QUEEN WHEN SHE WAS ONLY FOURTEEN DAMMIT#FOURTEEN YEARS OLD#AND QUEEN OF A FUCKING PLANET#long story short#if you don’t like padme amidala i don’t like you#she had a feminist narrative despite primarily being in the movies to be anakin’s love interest#but that’s entirely because of plot points set up before anyone knew Lucas was doing the prequels#imo this moment was when she cracked#THIS ONE MOMENT#this was the chip that started the spiderweb of cracks in her spirit#and Anakin’s betrayal was the second#what i’m trying to say is#her romance with Anakin wasn’t what brought her to give up on life#THE POLITICAL SITUATION IN THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC WAS#so fuck you if you think she gave up living because she couldn’t bear to be without anakin#she couldn’t bear to be without justice and rights for all beings#that’s what (tags via teroknortailor)
i found my journal
she is home.”
"i ripped these poems out as rough as you ripped me from your life, i fucking hate how you keep the stars glowing and the oxygen flowing, i did it without even flinching don’t you dare tell me you never felt anything, don’t you fucking dare, i loved you more than the sea loved the shore and you tore me away like a gorgeous fucking drought."
Breaking Stereotypes Everyday
Can we talk about how Sam is supposed to be a nerd,
And how Cas is supposed to be a nerd as well,
And how Dean is supposed to be the macho man?